Prat

"It was 7.45am on June 30 2009 when Steve Perkins a senior, longstanding broker for PVM Oil Futures was contacted by an admin clerk querying why he'd bought 7m barrels of crude in the middle of the night.

The 34-year old broker at first claimed he had spent the night trading alongside a client. But the story began to fall apart when he refused to put the customer in touch with his desk for official approval of the trades.

By 10am it emerged that Mr Perkins had single-handedly moved the global price of oil to an eight-month high during a "drunken blackout".....

The FSA will consider re-approving him as a broker after the ban, if he has recovered from his alcohol problem, but noted "Mr Perkins poses an extreme risk to the market when drunk"."

Source The Telegraph.

It is hardly surprising that the City and the financial services industry are held in such contempt, and despised, by the rest of the country.

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The Plans of Bankers and Men

The world's finance ministers from the G7 are meeting in Downing Street today, to discuss how best to avoid a repeat of the 2008 financial crisis.

The meeting has been given added impetus by President Obama's proposals last week to rein in the power and size of the banks.

Lord Myners, the UK's City Minister, wants banks to cover any future bailout costs and favours an insurance levy. A global bank transaction tax is also being considered.

Doubtless every effort will be made to prepare plans against possible future contingencies. However, markets will always rise/fall and economic crises will return no matter what rules and safeguards are in place.

Goldman Sachs, sensing that the political tide is currently not in their favour, have announced that they will cap the pay of their top 100 executives in London to £1M.

That of course leaves their non "top 100" executives free to be paid more than £1M.

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Cretins

Were the ordinary voter ever to require proof that we are being governed by cretins, the leaks from the Treasury about the "success" or otherwise of the 50% tax on bonuses makes for interesting reading.

It would seem that the 50% "one off" (if you believe that this is a "one off", then I put you in the same boat as our illustrious government) on bankers' bonuses is not having the effect that the government wanted it to have.

Our "leaders" wanted the tax to discourage banks from paying high bonuses to their staff.

Anyone with the slightest understanding of human nature will understand that when it comes to money, and governments trying to forbid people from making money, human beings can be remarkably stubborn and creative in the methods used to avoid government interference.

Therefore, as predicted, in the short term the banks will be paying out the bonuses (in one form or another) and either absorbing the increased tax themselves or finding ways to avoid it.

Needless to say they are also looking for ways to transfer their operations out of the UK, in order to avoid the unfavourable tax regime being implemented by the government.

Does this matter to you and I?

Of course it does!

The City, like it or not, provides a large chunk of tax revenue for our "illustrious" political masters to spend on their pet projects. Once the government starts hacking away at the money supplied by the City, there is precious little left to do but increase the tax burden on the rest of us.

The fact that the government is disappointed that bonuses have not been curtailed, indicates just how cretinous they are. The higher the bonuses, the greater the tax take.

The Treasury will do very nicely out of this bonus season, raking in around £4BN.

Such a pity that during times of plenty Brown overspent the surplus, and left us with a massive debt to pay off.

As said, we are being governed by cretins!

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UK Recession Worst in Developed World

The International Monetary Fund (IMF) presented a bleak forecast for the UK economy, predicting that it would shrink by 2.8% in 2009. This is more than the 2% average drop for developed nations in 2009.

Putting all our economic eggs in one financial basket (namely the financial services industry and City) appears to have been a blunder of colossal proportions.

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How The City Works

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for £10 each.

The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went into the forest and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at £10 and, as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort.

He further announced that he would now buy monkeys at £20 for each.

This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to £25 each, and the supply of monkeys became so small that it was an effort to even find a monkey, let alone catch it!

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at £50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at £35, and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for £50 each."

The villagers rounded up all their savings and bought all the monkeys. They never saw the man nor his assistant again, only monkeys everywhere!

Now you have a better understanding of how the City works.

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